why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
(via voyageur-x)
anxiety: hey its time
me: for what
anxiety: its time
me: ?????????
anxiety: :)
me: ????????????????????????????????????????????
it’s nice when something reminds someone of you and then they tell you
(via humorduke)
(via burravo)
(via midnighhtrain)
When doctors are like “what are your symptoms” and you’re like “dude I don’t even know I just kinda live like this”
(via humorduke)
do you ever accidentally show too much emotion or embarrass yourself and you literally can’t stop thinking about it
(via humorduke)
sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on